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Contest 5

Contest 5

Posted

Mon, 04/14/2008 - 23:28
Private Property. Hunting, Fishing, Trapping or Trespassing for any purpose is Strictly Forbidden. Image is the property of anti. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted.
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On Fri, 04/18/2008 - 16:37, emanaton said:

Mere-Cat Manner [sic]

On Fri, 04/18/2008 - 01:42, Denise Quinones said:

Those hens better come home soon, these eggs are about to hatch!

On Fri, 04/18/2008 - 00:32, MrDee said:

Honestly, I did no know the penguin was your friend... he was delicious.

On Thu, 04/17/2008 - 16:12, Torpid Hebetudinous said:

(i can't resist adding my own...)

"SHUNNING STILL PRACTICED ON FARM::

'It seems Fluffy was shunned by the other cats after she was caught sleeping in the dog's bed... with the dog! Other cats report that she also has been seen nuzzling with the dog as well.

The cat community is utterly shocked by this behavior as Fluffy has been a part of this group for 3 years now.

One cat said, 'If we had known she was a dog lover, she would never have been allowed in.'

Another had this to say, 'I had my suspicions about Fluffy for awhile now. I don't agree with the shunning. I don't have any problems with the dog myself. I just wish she had come out of the closet on her own. But there IS a really nice napping place in there. I don't blame her for staying in there as long as she could. Now that she's out, I think I'll go in there. Who cares what the other cats think?!'

Fluffy is handling this ill treatment very well. An anonymous "friend" said Fluffy has been welcomed openly into the dog community as the dogs' statement of disdain for the cats' actions.

Nobody knew this sort of thing was going on at the farm. It's been a dirty secret that's been hidden too long. One can only hope that eventually, because of Fluffy's experience and the dogs' actions, that there will someday be peace between these two communities.

I for one have a lot to think about after this report.

For WKUK, this is Torpid Hebetudinous. Good night."

On Thu, 04/17/2008 - 15:43, slo-one said:

Gosh durn lazy cows...how long we gots to wait

On Thu, 04/17/2008 - 03:52, debbye said:

The Rat Parade should be starting soon. I hear it's overrated!

On Thu, 04/17/2008 - 01:07, gswd said:

Mittens felt removed from the rest of the litter. He just knew there was a big ol flamin' French Poodle trying to get out.

On Wed, 04/16/2008 - 19:15, KatieK said:

Laser cats are solar powered.

On Tue, 04/15/2008 - 23:13, Jan said:

Ever since Tigress got that surgically implanted bustle enhancement, she thinks she's too fine and fancy to hang out with the rest of us.

On Tue, 04/15/2008 - 16:12, iqon said:

Packrat nervously watches from his hiding place.

On Tue, 04/15/2008 - 14:49, debbye said:

black kitty #1 ~ What's he doin'?

black kitty #2 ~ He always gets excited watchin' on the first day of fishin' season.
Thinks if he's closer, he'll be able to swipe the catch!
He's jist a kwiverin' with expectation!